Well hello temper tantrums, frustration, tears, foot stamping and general evil neatly contained in a two foot package. Make yourself at home why don’t you. Want to make our lives a misery as you cause drama and woe at every turn? Sure! We were getting bored of having such a polite, sweet, kind, well mannered child to be honest. We were thinking of trading her in for a new one. One with attitude. But we don’t need to now do we, because you have turned her into something that has the power to go from lovely to foul in under a second. No, really, thank you.

*tries to make light of the situation with a video*

*cries*

This age is hard work.