Dear Celebrity Big Brother,

When I say celebrity I use the term loosely. A house full of recycled people from other reality shows? Really?

Yours,

Disappointed.

Dear the husband,

I will be watching Celebrity Big Brother. All of it. Sorry.

You love me really x

Dear Boo,

Mummy knows there is a 4am, that doesn’t mean I need to see it. Kindly go back to sleeping until 8am and I promise to take you to the park and push you on the swings lots and lots.

Love and yawns,

Mummy x

Dear postman,

Please stop making me wait until after lunch for my post. I like getting letter. Some of them are even important or interesting. I’d like them before 2pm if possible.

Impatiently,

Me

Dear Tescos,

Thank you for the free doughnuts that you accidenaly left in amongst my shopping delivery. I will never say no to bonus treats.

That’s not stealing right?

Your hopefully,

Me

Dear monster spiders,

I pay good rent to live here. Please do not just let yourself in and make yourself at home. Just because you’re bigger than me doesn’t make it ok. There isn’t the room for all of us.

Frightened.